THE INTERZINE

Warning: This video may be too sexy for normal people eyes.

You know that saying ‘necessity is the mother of invention?’ Well I’ve thought of a new one: ‘poverty spawns creativity.’ And this amazing and sexalicious video proves it. The latest export from Squallyoaks, this 1.20 minutes of ecstasy was made in celebration of our flatmate Dominic’s birthday. To think, this masterpiece probably wouldn’t have been made if all of us weren’t so dirt poor that we couldn’t afford to buy Dom an actual present.

Also, if you’re wondering about the whole ‘Karley’s Vagina Promotions’ thing, then yes, it actually exists. I hire someone to do my vagina’s PR. If you want to know more about this, you can email Dom at Dominic@karleysvaginapromotions.omg.org/\/poopoclock

Note: That amazing song you hear in the background- that’s my slobulous band, Indie Boys Don’t Get Boners.